why are you reading this?

7/18/2006, 16.00
Vermillion, South Dakota

At long last this damn thing finally is ready to be posted! Admittedly, some portions of it have been censored and/or abridged, but only to keep from publicly posting obnoxiously personal things about other people. Having absolutely no shame myself, I really couldn’t care less about posting the embarrassing shit that I’ve done.

Keeping all that in mind, I sincerely hope the one, maybe two people who ever read this obsessively long, overly emotional piece of ridiculousness enjoy themselves!